Bess-a-Leave-Her-Alone: Funny

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Sunday, December 14, 2008

The Ultimate Question...

My husband sent me this in an email and I thought it was hilarious and sooooo true!

The question is to get a dog...

or... to have children...

Elliotisms

11/12/08
Elliot: HHHIIIIII!!
Walmart Greeter: Well hello there! How are you today?

Elliot: Good. Look, I gots a new coat.....see! (while point at his coat)
Walmart Greeter: I see, that is a very nice coat. I like it.

Elliot: We just gots it at TARGET!
WALMART Greeter: *Lots of Laughter*

10/29/08
"What the frap!"

10/22/08
Magah: "Skadoosh!"
Elliot: "No, not say that!"
Magah: "Skadoosh!!!"
Elliot: "No! not say that!"
Magah: "Why not?
Elliot: "Cuz, you annoying when you say that!"

10/17/08
Brent: "Oh, wow....so he didn't just break his leg he really busted it!"
Elliot: "Whoa, that's probably gonna be expensive"

9/1/08
BJ: "Elliot, STOP. I'm trying to get your chocolate milk and you are making it imposible"
Elliot: "No, You make you popciscle!!"

8/31/08
Elliot: "The Jonas Brothers are awesome"
BJ: "I think Ashley has corrupted you"
Elliot: "NO, I not crupp-ed"

8/25/08
"That's giant-normous"

8/25/08
Papa: "Is Magah a girl?"
Elliot: "Noooo, Magah's just a Besselievre"

8/19/08
"Oooooo, that's delicious flavor" while looking at a picture of himself eating a snow cone.

7/16/08
"Quick, I need a brownie!"

Early July, 2008
Magah: "Elliot, don't take toys away from your baby sister, that's mean!"
Elliot: "You just need to make the preemie tees Magah!"

Early July, 2008
Mommy; "Elliot, please stop that"
Elliot: "Shhhhhhh, Evie's sleeping"

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Sunday, December 14, 2008

The Ultimate Question...

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